Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
- My personality: shit.
- My face: shit.
- My body: shit.
- My hair: shit.
- My clothes: shit.
- My music taste: FAR TOO GOOD AND BETTER THAN YOURS.
Last spring, two weeks and 10 songs into the recording process for their new album, Evil Friends, Portugal. The Man scrapped nearly everything they’d accomplished. “We were super excited about it,” bassist Zach Carothers tells us of scrapping all but two songs they recorded in El Paso, TX. Instead, they started from scratch with producer Brian “Danger Mouse” Burton, an opportunity Carothers describes as “not anything that we could turn down.” The result of the PTM-Danger Mouse collaboration is the band’s most accessible and radio-friendly material yet. While still retaining Portugal’s characteristically varied sound.
best 8 seconds of my life
this kind of summarizes the way my life works.
I got the 101,000th like so I took it as a sign that this need to be on my blog.
“I want to do something with him that’s his first time. I’m going to look in his face when he tries ice cream. Every time he has ice cream for the rest of his life, he’s going to see my fucking face.”
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell